Inside the Mind of a Ghetto Genius: 20 Things You Don't Say or Do on a First Date

Inside the Mind of a Ghetto Genius: 20 Things You Don't Say or Do on a First Date: It's another J-Wunder and CREW collaboration column...and this time, it's all about the first fucking date. So without further fucking adi...

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Pisces Mar 2 2012 
Uri Geller, a self-proclaimed psychic, has traveled the world and made a fabulous living by performing amazing feats of mysticism. He has met many famous people and created memorable performances. One of his most famous feats involves bending a spoon with his mind. Mr. Geller has quite a following and many believers, despite the fact that cynics have always claimed his paranormal demonstrations are merely simple magic tricks, which he denies. Still, no one has proven whether Mr. Geller's gift is real or an illusion, and his followers are devout. You can achieve magic today, Pisces, by inspiring others to believe in your personal magic. 


Please.Personal magic.  My personal magic today is controlling my ever increasing panic attacks because I can't afford to miss work.  My personal magic today is to keep walking while my Achille's Heel is killing me because I have no insurance to do anything about it.  My personal magic today is not bursting out in tears of anger because I have no idea what to do.  My personal magic today is to keep smiling because if I don't, I'm going to fall apart.  "Inspire others to believe in your personal magic."  If they only knew...