The name says it all. Irked because I am disgruntled, disillusioned, etc. Skirt because I'm a chick. And rifts because there's a constant argument between my reality and my imagination. Depends on the day as to who wins. Another reason is I've been told if I don't get everything I've bottled up out I can cause physical ailments like cancer. I'd rather not die, so here you go. My contribution to the current state of the planet.
Monday, October 25, 2010
Junkie
I'll admit it. I am a total freebie site junkie. I can not get enough of them. I love going to my mailbox every day when I get home and checking to see if any of the free things I ordered is waiting for me to try. I have gotten all kinds of free crap from makeup samples to diapers to free photo printing to food. I love it! I have no idea when it started but as far back as I can remember, I was always sending away for free things. Half the time, I know it's not anything I need but it's free, damn it! And that makes me want it. Do I really need 4 different ring sizers? No but I might. Do I really need that Salvation Army Christmas calendar? No, but someone else I know might. I don't even like my daughter's dog but I'll order free treats and food for it. I never know if I'll need any of the free things I get but why not have them just in case. Well, at least this isn't an addiction that will put me in a rehab, psych ward or in a grave.