You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. ~Franklin P. Jones
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. ~Author Unknown
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. ~Woody Allen
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ~Abraham Lincoln
Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. ~Richard Carlson
How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then to rest afterward. ~Spanish Proverb
The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos. ~Author Unknown
Your body is a temple, but how long can you live in the same house before you redecorate? ~Author Unknown
How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. ~Wayne Dyer
Worthless people blame their karma. ~Burmese Proverb
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake. ~Author Unknown
If nature had intended our skeletons to be visible it would have put them on the outside of our bodies. ~Elmer Rice
I've never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful. ~Author Unknown
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ~Ernest Hemingway
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. ~Frank Sinatra
